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Punctuation can save lives - Ocean City Sentinel: Columnist Two

POINTS SOUTH Punctuation can save lives

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Posted: Wednesday, March 5, 2014 2:10 pm

I came across a couple of funny lines recently, such as by the late Mitch Hedberg, who said, “I often order a club sandwich, but I’m not even a member. I don’t know how I get away with it.”

He also said, “I’m against picketing but I don’t know how to show it.”

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